ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

queenofdorite:

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay

(via i-suck-dick)

krystal-cage:

I'm dead weight! I should just die!
panaran:

Of course secretly I always make sure he has a chocolate chip no matter what.

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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(via codedfox)

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.